Canny Canine Caretaker Pillows

'Raise your paw for the corresponding ear when you hear the sound of a can opener.'

"Foster failure"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

Bathing the dog

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Dog on man's stair lift

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'They sure have small litters.'

'Will you be wanting this?'

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

But it's the other leg that hurts.

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'

Dog Food

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

'Where did the little bird go?'

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.