Canny Canine Caretaker Mugs

'Raise your paw for the corresponding ear when you hear the sound of a can opener.'

"Foster failure"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

Bathing the dog

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Dog on man's stair lift

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

'They sure have small litters.'

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

'Will you be wanting this?'

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

But it's the other leg that hurts.

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'

Dog Food

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?