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"How the hell do they get us into one of those tiny cans?"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Police Feline Unit

"His first out-of-body experience."

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Faster, Georges, faster!

Dog Walking Services

Skiing.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Cariactures

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.