Cannabis Grower Mugs

"You planted only beans and corn last year, right Herman...?"

Allotment

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

"You come highly recommended. I like that."

"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious day when you're ripe and not yet mealy?"

"Nah, dude, I'm Tokey Bear. Smokey's on vacation. Hey you got any snacks?"

"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

Hydroponic Gardening

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

Planting vegetables - "BEAN there done that."

'This morning I was the second largest pumpkin at the State Fair...'

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

"My joints... are almost done"

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

'Wow, the support for legalizing marijuana is really picking up!'

Organic Salad

"Juding by your expression, your mom made kale for dinner."

"Gonna be a good crop this year."

"Any pain relief with the cannabis?"

'My mom's planting broccoli and squash. I'm planting popcorn and jelly beans.'

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

'Hey, a pot...ted plant. Bless you, my man.'