Cannabis Grower Prints

"You planted only beans and corn last year, right Herman...?"

Allotment

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

"You come highly recommended. I like that."

"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious day when you're ripe and not yet mealy?"

"Nah, dude, I'm Tokey Bear. Smokey's on vacation. Hey you got any snacks?"

"I guess the tomatoes were just a gateway plant."

Hydroponic Gardening

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

Planting vegetables - "BEAN there done that."

"My joints... are almost done"

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

'This morning I was the second largest pumpkin at the State Fair...'

Stoner Dog

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

"Dude, we've struck cannabis oil! We're going to be rich!"

'Wow, the support for legalizing marijuana is really picking up!'

You're not selling those silly upside-down tomato contraptions? I confess. They're fun! Fun? They're an affront to mother nature and common sense. A $3 seed packet grows enough for five families. Why sell over-priced fads? Mother nature never offered to pay my rent.

"Juding by your expression, your mom made kale for dinner."

Organic Salad

"Gonna be a good crop this year."

"Any pain relief with the cannabis?"

You just plant the seed, water it, and when it grows, you eat it --- I call it "agribusiness."

'My mom's planting broccoli and squash. I'm planting popcorn and jelly beans.'

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

'Hey, a pot...ted plant. Bless you, my man.'