Family Grower Prints

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

"Is his nose locally grown?"

"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious day when you're ripe and not yet mealy?"

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

"Mommy wants you to know where your food comes from."

'And this is the secret of how our company gets through hard times: we grow all our own food!'

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

Planting vegetables - "BEAN there done that."

If business gets any worse, I'll have to start laying off relatives!

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

'This morning I was the second largest pumpkin at the State Fair...'

Norman's decision to raise chickens first in the back yard, then the front yard and eventually the living room would cause great dismay the day his car keys went missing.

'Not a shed, just a shop.'

"Juding by your expression, your mom made kale for dinner."

'My mom's planting broccoli and squash. I'm planting popcorn and jelly beans.'

Woman in grocery store sees live vegetables growing beneath farm-fresh vegetables sign.

The Large Hadron Cow Collider.

'Can't wait to see those green shoots coming up...'

Writer's Plough

'Just a minute, mom, Are you bringing in any fruits or vegetables,'

"We grow all our own bad-tasting ugly things."

"This is awful! When I asked for a pony, I never thought they'd get me one!"

Birds laughing at a scarecrow.