Canine Unit Officer Gifts

"McWit relies on that dog too much."

'You've been with the canine unit too long Ralph!'

Kowalski of the Dog Squad

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

The First Martian Dog.

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

Collies Without Borders

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

Dog with Anchor Lead

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

The Unsportables: Relay

Dog training

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

'...Do not feed the bears'

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

'Accept it, boss. He makes all the dog-catchers drive him home.'

"He's our finest service animal."

Top dogs IN and OUT trays

"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

Dog walker / Cat walker.

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)