Canine Record Keeper Gifts

'Oh, so you do keep track of where you bury things.'

Foster failure

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

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Records?

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

This is Roscoe, our first pooch

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

"Your bone."

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'I'm looking for an eight minute mile pace. Ready, and ...'

"Hey! Wait a minute! We can't reach the doorbells!"

'Yes, Fluffy was a great dog and to honor her memory, we've decided to keep her name as part of our computer password.'

'Well, if I have rights, I demand the right not to be neutered!'

"For this one, I wish I'd taken up shorthand!"

'Sorry Son, I might be the fastest animal on land, but I don't think I could catch the Gingerbread Man...'

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

"They say that every dog has its day, and this apparently is mine."

Updated History. Is that an explorer and record keeper? Yes, it's "Lewis and Clerk."

"Chapter One: Call me Scooter..."

"No, chasing fifteen cats in one day is not a record. . . unless all of the cats were green."

'I like to puree before I crunch the numbers.'

'He's my best friend. Pathetic, isn't it?'

"I'm 14 and I've still got all my own teeth"

Winners: 100 yard automobile chase.

How about I meet you back at the house.

'Congratulations, Martha. This is a meal fit for a king.'

"This accident report must be really old, unless he really was 'attacked by ye wilde boare' in the cold meats aisle."

"Sorry, Elliott, but everything in this file is to be put on microfilm."