Canine Record Keeper Gifts

'Oh, so you do keep track of where you bury things.'

Foster failure

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

Records?

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"Another world record - it must be faster water."

"Your bone."

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'I'm looking for an eight minute mile pace. Ready, and ...'

'Sorry Son, I might be the fastest animal on land, but I don't think I could catch the Gingerbread Man...'

"Hey! Wait a minute! We can't reach the doorbells!"

"For this one, I wish I'd taken up shorthand!"

'Well, if I have rights, I demand the right not to be neutered!'

'Yes, Fluffy was a great dog and to honor her memory, we've decided to keep her name as part of our computer password.'

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

"They say that every dog has its day, and this apparently is mine."

"Chapter One: Call me Scooter..."

"No, chasing fifteen cats in one day is not a record. . . unless all of the cats were green."

'I like to puree before I crunch the numbers.'

'He's my best friend. Pathetic, isn't it?'

"I'm 14 and I've still got all my own teeth"

Winners: 100 yard automobile chase.

How about I meet you back at the house.

'Congratulations, Martha. This is a meal fit for a king.'

"This accident report must be really old, unless he really was 'attacked by ye wilde boare' in the cold meats aisle."

"Sorry, Elliott, but everything in this file is to be put on microfilm."

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