Canine Muse Gifts

"With all that the family demands of me, how will I ever find time for my art?"

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

The Sensitive Dude.

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

A Visit From The Procrastination Muse

"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

Meower...Mate...Model...Muse.

"The AI art generator became self-aware, and now it just procrastinates and questions itself."

This guy smells like he just got the Covid vaccine. Do you think it's safe to bite him?

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

The Cona Lisa

An octopus admiring an inkblot painting

'Stupid dog - keeps losing the ball.'

'Cleaning goes against entropy and the natural order.'

"I wandered lonely as a...lonely as a...lonely as a what?"

'OK, Mr. Altruism, real fast, name three selling points of loyalty that don't involve food.'

Cat Annoyed At Mice Developing The Modern Ballistic Missile

It appears the robots have skipped consciousness and gone straight to self-consciousness.

"You have a mouse named Juliet."

His cheapest artist's model.

Painting of a wave in a calm sea.

"I've renewed your prescription as the medication doesn't seem to be causing any side effects."

'The pound of cure is available as a generic but the ounce of prevention is by prescription only.'

'According to the bottle, these are 24-hour pain reliever pills that will kill pain before you realize you're feeling pain, and. . .'

'If you think he's obnoxious now, you should have heard him before he started taking Prozac!'

Emoji Writer's Block

'Atheists I can put up with — it's those wishy-washy agnostics I can't stand!'

Cat sleeps near magazine rack which features Play-Toy and Good Mousekeeping magazines.