Canine Model Aficionado T-Shirts

"I'm torn. Love the brand exposure, hate the objectification."

"Pick me!"

"He was a very good boy."

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

Literary Canines.

'They sure have small litters.'

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

'Please keep in mind this is only a 'ruff' copy.'

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

Fifty Shades of Gray

"We should get out to the country more often."

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

Flea Philosophy.

"I yip, therefore I am."

'We'll take it!'

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

Know your dog - The brain.

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

Who Let the Dawg In?

Hyenas as Pets

"I'm a retriever but I prefer 'Go-Getter'."

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

'It's a dogwood tree. I can tell by it's bark.'

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"Wow, these are good!"

The Most Interesting Dog in the World. . .

'I know what you're thinking, honey, it's out of our price range but, wait till you see the size of the mailman's leg on this route!'