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"I'm torn. Love the brand exposure, hate the objectification."

"Pick me!"

"He was a very good boy."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

Literary Canines.

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

'They sure have small litters.'

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

Fifty Shades of Gray

"We should get out to the country more often."

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

'We'll take it!'

Flea Philosophy.

"I yip, therefore I am."

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

Hyenas as Pets

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

Know your dog - The brain.

"I'm a retriever but I prefer 'Go-Getter'."

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

'It's a dogwood tree. I can tell by it's bark.'

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

"Wow, these are good!"

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

'I know what you're thinking, honey, it's out of our price range but, wait till you see the size of the mailman's leg on this route!'

'The batter's crowding the plate. Try dusting him off at the knees. If that doesn't work, throw it high and inside. If he still won't back off, charge the plate and bite him.'