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"Would you like a 'scratching' or 'non-scratching' room?"

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'You're the watchdog. Do you honestly expect us to believe you didn't see anything?'

World of Cow.

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

Eager to pull a prank on his chiropractor, Dennis taped a bag of potato chips to the small of his back.

'Forget about marriage conselling: Me, I sent Max to Obedience School instead...'

"They just love tassels."

'For him, all food is fast food.'

"So, according to your resume, you're willing to work for dog food."

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

"Hey you. I can't get in your house because nobody drew a fireplace or chimney. Not my fault, dude. Well, maybe next year. Ho, ho, ho."

Groucho Chicken

'It's bad news I'm afraid,we're asprins'

Erm...what the hell is cud, anyway?

"That's where I do 'my business'."

Deer Crossing

'I'm good with sheep. . .'

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"If she can find all the bones she's buried, she's my next investment counselor."

Customs and Examinations.

'Time's up, chuckles.'

Dog on a skateboard.

"What do you mean 'NO HAIRCUTS'?"

"I keep getting into a flap."

"So he said, 'Where's your moral compass?' So I ate him."

"One more version of 'Climb Every Mountain' and I'll throttle you."

Penguin with square egg - "Now that's different."

Sheep Pranks.

"I'm taking him out to do his 'job'."

Before the Domestication of Cows

Hounds of Heck!

'Remember, the best time to walk on it is just after they've washed it.'

"Good Lord, it wasn't a dream after all! I did shake hands with Rudy Giuliani!!"