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"Would you like a 'scratching' or 'non-scratching' room?"

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'You're the watchdog. Do you honestly expect us to believe you didn't see anything?'

World of Cow.

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

'For him, all food is fast food.'

'Forget about marriage conselling: Me, I sent Max to Obedience School instead...'

"They just love tassels."

"So, according to your resume, you're willing to work for dog food."

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

Groucho Chicken

"That's where I do 'my business'."

'I'm good with sheep. . .'

Deer Crossing

Erm...what the hell is cud, anyway?

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"So he said, 'Where's your moral compass?' So I ate him."

'Time's up, chuckles.'

Dog on a skateboard.

"I keep getting into a flap."

"What do you mean 'NO HAIRCUTS'?"

Customs and Examinations.

"If she can find all the bones she's buried, she's my next investment counselor."

"One more version of 'Climb Every Mountain' and I'll throttle you."

Penguin with square egg - "Now that's different."

"I'm taking him out to do his 'job'."

Before the Domestication of Cows

Sheep Pranks.

Hounds of Heck!

'Remember, the best time to walk on it is just after they've washed it.'

'Poor, dumb, ignorant dog! Has no idea we're about to scare him to DEATH!!!'

"Good Lord, it wasn't a dream after all! I did shake hands with Rudy Giuliani!!"