Canine Chuckle Lover T-Shirts

Post office with 'Most Wanted' dog posters.

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

Dog on a Shelf.

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

'Hey, I just mopped the yard.'

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"It took me a long time to teach him how to fetch a newspaper."

'For him, all food is fast food.'

A girl with a dog and balloons

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

"The love is unconditional after you agree to the terms and conditions."

"New tricks CD Rom"

"Would you like a 'scratching' or 'non-scratching' room?"

"Hey you. I can't get in your house because nobody drew a fireplace or chimney. Not my fault, dude. Well, maybe next year. Ho, ho, ho."

'I'm good with sheep. . .'

"That's where I do 'my business'."

'For God's sake Duke...look noble!'

"A text? Since when did the dog stop barking when he wanted to come in?"

"You know what I love? Rolling in dead squirrel." "Oh, my God, yes! How about peeing on the floor at Petco?!" "Wait, wait–what's the farthest distance either of you have rubbed your butt across a carpet?!"

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"What?"

The Many Expressions of Penny

"I chase my tail, roll in stuff, howl at the moon. What kind of life is that?"

"If she can find all the bones she's buried, she's my next investment counselor."

"If I hear 'Who's my widdle snoogie woogums' one more time I think I'm gonna snap."

'Of course I never take you out - I can't see you wanting to cock your leg in the park!'

"I keep getting into a flap."

'She even lies about her dog's age!'

Sheep Pranks.

'It's disgusting! He just sits and licks his balls all day.'

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