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"I hate tailgaters..."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

Doggy conductor

"Anatomy of a cat"

'Hey, I just mopped the yard.'

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

Cattery and kennels

"Yes, it's embarrassing, but my master has a broken leg, so this is the only way I can go for a walk right now...

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

Whoa, good thing you had an airbag!

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

'You know that's not what I meant when I asked you to take the dog out!'

'What obedience school did you say you sent him to?!'

'You can sniff out pet supplies on aisle five.'

'Just so you know, I've no intention of sharing a home with either children or cats.'

"You're so spoiled! You have your favorite food and toys and you're still not happy! What more could you possibly want?!"

Dog pointing to turkey who stole his dog cone.

'I'm good with sheep. . .'

"A text? Since when did the dog stop barking when he wanted to come in?"

"Where is the little dronie birdie?"

"That's where I do 'my business'."

'Relax - we'll blame it on Curiosity.'

Neutering done while you wait: Sooty just learnt to read.

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"Yes, It's me and no, I did not come in on little cat's feet."

Balloon animal at the vet's...

"I keep getting into a flap."

'Can't play fella, I'm a career cat now...someone has to chew the mail and watch that bird...and that pen ain't gonna fall on the floor on its own!'

"If she can find all the bones she's buried, she's my next investment counselor."

'Whaddya mean, 'cat-sized'???'

"What?"