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"I hate tailgaters..."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

Doggy conductor

"Anatomy of a cat"

'Hey, I just mopped the yard.'

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

'You know that's not what I meant when I asked you to take the dog out!'

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

"Yes, it's embarrassing, but my master has a broken leg, so this is the only way I can go for a walk right now...

Cattery and kennels

'What obedience school did you say you sent him to?!'

'Just so you know, I've no intention of sharing a home with either children or cats.'

'You can sniff out pet supplies on aisle five.'

"Where is the little dronie birdie?"

"That's where I do 'my business'."

"You're so spoiled! You have your favorite food and toys and you're still not happy! What more could you possibly want?!"

"A text? Since when did the dog stop barking when he wanted to come in?"

'I'm good with sheep. . .'

'Relax - we'll blame it on Curiosity.'

Re-explore familiar surroundings. You may come across some fresh, new surprises!

Neutering done while you wait: Sooty just learnt to read.

Balloon animal at the vet's...

"I keep getting into a flap."

"If she can find all the bones she's buried, she's my next investment counselor."

'Can't play fella, I'm a career cat now...someone has to chew the mail and watch that bird...and that pen ain't gonna fall on the floor on its own!'

'Whaddya mean, 'cat-sized'???'

"What?"

"Yes, It's me and no, I did not come in on little cat's feet."

"Of course, he's very low maintenance."