Canine Audiophile Gifts

Max loved his new iPAWED.

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

At the rock concert...

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

Animal Band.

Music for car stereos

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

Where the deer and the antelope play.

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

'Time-outs might have more meaning when I learn to tell time.'

Speaker Farmer.

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

'Quiet with your crisps please, I can't hear the film.'

'Don't you think it's time for us to get a stereo?'

"HOWL!"

Gramophone Headphone

"Sorry!!", "What'd you say?!"

The Scream Painting

"Hello? Beasts of the Field? This is Lou, over in Birds of the Air. Anything funny going on at your end?"

'Listen dear. He's playing our ringtone.'

"I need you to honk."

Hi Fi