Candy Sleuth Pillows

"Watson, look. Skittles!"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

Secret sweetie drawer...

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

'What can you get with a quarter?'

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

Piñata Walk

How Piñatas Are Born

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

'Lucky for us, there's a sucker born every minute.'

Who stole my candy?

Missing Easter Egg

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

"Ask Mom for Sweet Chunk Cookies. If she says no, ask Grandma."

"Trick or treat?"

Bubble gum kid