Candy Lovers Club Mugs

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Too much sugar."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

Bubble gum leaves

Pastries and Candy

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Chocolate Shop

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

The dark side of Halloween.

Secret sweetie drawer...

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

Bubble Gum Dispenser

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."