Candy Lovers Club Pillows

Hello, sir, we're the post-Halloween, leftover candy, concerned citizens patrol.

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Too much sugar."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Pastries and Candy

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Bubble gum leaves

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

Chocolate Shop

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

The dark side of Halloween.

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

'What can you get with a quarter?'