Candy Craze Maverick T-Shirts

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Building a gingerbread house

'There's no mention of stuffing. Keep going until you get to the sugar and spice.'

Pinata Zombies

"A bunch of kids next door are going berserk with a baseball bat! Call 911. I'm losing candy fast!"

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

Food Pyramid

'Your sugar is through the roof.'

'Anyone else seeing a pattern here?'

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

'You don't have to raise your hand here, little boy.'

Diet Sugar House.

"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

Citizen Cane...

The dark secret about where the Easter Bunny gets the candy...

'Please help - can't afford sweets - spent pocket money on mobile phone credit.'

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

IRS Taking Candy From A Baby

High School. I was suspended for throwing a Robert Frost book. They didn't see that it was performance - poetry in motion.

'How come you get candy corn and I get real carrots?'

"I'm working on a watercolor."

"I have a really bad habit of beating myself up...and my addition to sweets is not helping matters."

Clown's Grocery List.

'I told you not use your pockets! now they think we're piñatas!!!'

A well-balanced meal to a kid is a candy bar in each hand.

'I'm putting my husband's card in the bag too... he's a Dentist.'

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."

"I hope he doesn't want to kiss me goodnight."