Candlelit Supper Fans Pillows

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

"How about a little more coffee?"

Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm giving my baby a bottle.

Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

"This is all very romantic, but I can't see my fork."

Suddenly it occurred to Justin that rose petals might have been more romantic.

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

"I'm told the omelettes here have a broader purpose."

"Pecan pie with rum-raisin ice cream is the best revenge."

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

'There's nothing romantic about not being able to mend a fuse at your age!'

"I trust this will be on one check."

'Why don't you stop moaning, and be grateful that mother was kind enough to invite us around for a special halloween supper!'

"We think it sort of brightens up the breakfast."

Warming hands over soup.

"Can I have a pony?"

'Would you mind if this gentlemen joins you, madam? He asked for a table with a view.'

'Red meat is bad for you.' 'No, red meat is not bad for me. Green meat is bad for me!'

"Hey, Merle, table 8 wants ham and eggs. . . Errr. . . chocolate!"

No longer a child, Maureen is excited to experience her first holiday dinner at the big table.

"Relax, everybody. It's no one we knew."

"Why do I always get stuck at the Kids' Round Table?"

"I'm such a trend-setter! I wear a bib, and now mom does too!"