Candlelight Diner Gifts

Heart to heart talk.

'I miss our old fashioned candlelight dinners.'

"Stephen and I are today's special."

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

"Darling, you never let me see the side of you that pays."

Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm giving my baby a bottle.

Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

'This is my kind of Chinese...A chocolate double fudge fortune cookie!'

"Linguini for two?"

"This is all very romantic, but I can't see my fork."

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

"When I eat out, I like to order something I would never make at home."

Suddenly it occurred to Justin that rose petals might have been more romantic.

'Yes, we are dining by candlelight because I thought it would be romantic. And also, because I didn't pay my electricity bill.'

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

Valentine's Day calls for a romantic candlelight dinner and soft music. Then a trip back to my place for some heavy groping and groaning.

Candlelight

'There's nothing romantic about not being able to mend a fuse at your age!'

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"I hope I'm not boring you with these old stories of mine"

"Is this business or pleasure?"

'Isn't this romantic?'

The wine speaks for itself

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

"What kind of mod are you in? Sit Down or All You Can Eat From The Trough?"

"Do you want me to seat you in the 'Had sex this morning' section or the 'Had a fight this morning' section?"

"Last night I dreamt I was in a fancy french restaurant and everyone was very glad to see me."

'You have to admit this would be more romantic if we couldn't see in the dark.'