Candle Blamer T-Shirts

Candle Portraits.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

Candle Moment

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

"I'm totally prepared for this meeting. In fact I spent the entire morning working on my 'it's not my fault' face."

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

The Lancet and Boils and Boilmen.

'There's nothing more romantic than candle light when it hides the dirty dishes.'

"Your candle has gone out."

Candles on Drum

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

Man lighting ceiling candle

'Last guy up blow out the candles.'

Candlelight dinner? Oh, Edgar - how romantic. You must've driven around hours.

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

A drum covered in candles

The Invention of the Tea Light

Happy Holidays: Peace children.

In the bleak midwinter

'I see you've heard the news.'

A man climbs a tree to try to blow out the sun.

"Hey - are those scented candles???"

"It finally smells great in here, but now I can't afford furniture."