Cancer Recovery T-Shirts

"Good news, Mrs. Bryant - I think we got it all."

Pole Dancing on the Chemo Ward.

"Well, put it this way - A semi-colon is better than a full stop."

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"Our war is against cancer."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Spa

Social distancing

Be Healthy

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

Cardiac Recovery.

Vlad the Inhaler

"Let's consider an early dive."

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

I should probably get out more.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'