Cancer Recovery Prints

"Good news, Mrs. Bryant - I think we got it all."

'Thanks for not letting cancer define who you are.'

Pole Dancing on the Chemo Ward.

"Well, put it this way - A semi-colon is better than a full stop."

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"Our war is against cancer."

Spa

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

Social distancing

Be Healthy

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

Vlad the Inhaler

Cardiac Recovery.

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

"Let's consider an early dive."

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

I should probably get out more.

'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."