Recovery After Illness Prints

Lockdown phototropism

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

Social distancing

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

Be Healthy

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

Vlad the Inhaler

Cardiac Recovery.

"Let's consider an early dive."

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

I should probably get out more.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

Saline Drip Sommelier.

'Very funny!'

'We'll need to run some preliminary tests to see if you're healthy enough for more invasive follow-up tests.'