Cancelled Travel Plans T-Shirts

'Now, that's just great: We're flightless again...'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

Italia tours

'Are we broke yet?'

"I just..."

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

Mad For It

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

Desert Island Statues wearing bucket hats.

"Have you decided where to travel?"

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

Travel Advice to Dog Owners. . . On those long car trips allow time to stop so he can do his business.

'Don't worry, have a nice holiday, I'll cover for you: Once cockadoodledoo at sunrise, any idiot can do that!'

"Not only is our flight delayed, but the airline has declared bankruptcy."

Signpost to London and Cairo with Umbrella and Parasol.

'The Federal Government today issued an order to American citizens to stay out of countries whose names begin with a 'B'....'

"So, our holiday was cancelled but at least our tastebuds can still go to Italy."

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

'A sea view would be nice-Black Sea for him,Red Sea for me!'

The sun luring people to the sea

Summer

"If you don't get on that plane...there's also the 5:43, then the 9:27, but that's got a layover in Atlanta, then..."

Englishmen in Brittany Pt. 1