Canceled Appointments T-Shirts

"Gracie, remember how you wanted me to go on that school field trip tomorrow...and I said I was too busy? Well, my appointment has been canceled, so I can go!"

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

'He licked all my tongue depressors.'

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

'Lost Diary'

'I'm terribly sorry, I don't have any time now. Please call my secretary to make an appointment.'

"Appointments. Disappointments."

"You've got bunions, hammertoes and plantar fasciitis. Bad feet must run in your family." "Nobody runs in my family."

'Now, that's just great: We're flightless again...'

Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.'

"No, we haven't started yet. My hand was cold."

'Tell you what; I'll give you the lollipop and I'll give you the shot.'

"So, our holiday was cancelled but at least our tastebuds can still go to Italy."

Do' you have the time?'

"Relax. You might feel a little pinch."

'Make me a bunch of appointments that I won't be able to keep.'

'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'

'...Do you have an appointment...?'

"Actually, I didn't become dizzy and nauseous until I started inhaling the scent strips in the waiting room magazines."

'The doctor's office said you cancelled your appointment and put a restraining order on the rest of them.'

"An appointment is required except for Wednesday afternoons, when he suffers fools gladly."

"Now where was I?"

'The good news is that you'll be able to continue working and pay my bill.'

"And where exactly is Timbuktu?"

"Is this your first time seeing a specialist?"

"The wedding went off without a hitch."

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Fortune teller has a diary for 2017

Medical Exam

"By the time we go in, I'll be too old for a pediatrician."

It's payback time at the sadistic dentist's office.