Canceled Appointments Mugs

"Gracie, remember how you wanted me to go on that school field trip tomorrow...and I said I was too busy? Well, my appointment has been canceled, so I can go!"

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

'He licked all my tongue depressors.'

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

'I'm terribly sorry, I don't have any time now. Please call my secretary to make an appointment.'

'Lost Diary'

"You've got bunions, hammertoes and plantar fasciitis. Bad feet must run in your family." "Nobody runs in my family."

"Appointments. Disappointments."

'Now, that's just great: We're flightless again...'

Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.'

'...Do you have an appointment...?'

"So, our holiday was cancelled but at least our tastebuds can still go to Italy."

Do' you have the time?'

'Tell you what; I'll give you the lollipop and I'll give you the shot.'

'Make me a bunch of appointments that I won't be able to keep.'

'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'

"Actually, I didn't become dizzy and nauseous until I started inhaling the scent strips in the waiting room magazines."

"An appointment is required except for Wednesday afternoons, when he suffers fools gladly."

'The doctor's office said you cancelled your appointment and put a restraining order on the rest of them.'

"Is this your first time seeing a specialist?"

"Now where was I?"

Fortune teller has a diary for 2017

'The good news is that you'll be able to continue working and pay my bill.'

It's payback time at the sadistic dentist's office.

"And where exactly is Timbuktu?"

"By the time we go in, I'll be too old for a pediatrician."

Medical Exam

"Where aren't you going to?"

Taking blood pressure