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"I'm after the history section."

Flags

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"Don't editorialize."

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

Sign Reform

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

The Decline of Europe

'Has Oprah ever been married?'

King Solomon's Pollster.

The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures."

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

Nick Cave

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."