Canal Worker Gifts

They won't be speeding past THIS moored boat!

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

Water company bonus.

The Milky Way (Detail)

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

"Brian's been pursuing a successful career in the City for 25 years..."

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'No reason, other than that fishing relieves stress.'

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

Water shortage and waste due to leaks

'The ecosystem can fend for itself, but you're blocking the tv.'

Urban lunch

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

"These fish quotas are getting ridiculous."

"I hear you're something big in the city?"

"We're raising royalties and we want vending machines every 200 feet."

'You got much on at the moment?'; 'No, nothing really.' (Naked man)

Accountants can be fun!

City & Western.

Financial Pirates

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

"The beginning of another urban legend."

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

"If I don't get a bonus from my bank, I'll quit and flip burgers!"

The Manhattan Triangle

'That's the guy - lives on a 'narrow boat!'

Men looking at oil rig - "Are they supposed to take off like that?"

The plumber asks out the cable lady.

"Elvis battles Alien, Britney weds Satan. Man, who reads this garbage?"

Unglamourous job, but with massive rewards. How about the city?