Canal Worker Gifts

They won't be speeding past THIS moored boat!

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Water company bonus.

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

The Milky Way (Detail)

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

"Brian's been pursuing a successful career in the City for 25 years..."

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

Water shortage and waste due to leaks

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

'No reason, other than that fishing relieves stress.'

'The ecosystem can fend for itself, but you're blocking the tv.'

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

Urban lunch

"These fish quotas are getting ridiculous."

"I hear you're something big in the city?"

'You got much on at the moment?'; 'No, nothing really.' (Naked man)

"We're raising royalties and we want vending machines every 200 feet."

Accountants can be fun!

City & Western.

"The beginning of another urban legend."

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

The Manhattan Triangle

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

"If I don't get a bonus from my bank, I'll quit and flip burgers!"

Financial Pirates

Hi, sign a petition for better working conditions? Hello, sign a petition for better working conditions?

'That's the guy - lives on a 'narrow boat!'

Men looking at oil rig - "Are they supposed to take off like that?"

The plumber asks out the cable lady.

"Elvis battles Alien, Britney weds Satan. Man, who reads this garbage?"