Canal Enthusiasts Gifts

'Reg, have you recovered that windlass yet?'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bring your own inflatable.

When laundry ruled the waves.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Boat wedding.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Turtle Hat

Dolphin friendly tuna

Try me/try me/try me...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"Privates Beach"

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

Fishing boat.

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

A crab with a utility knife claw

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

How Swordfish Are Born

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

Segregated Beach

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Lifesaver!

Shark with Braces.

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'