Canada Gifts

Canadian Standoff

"51st State, eh?!"

"I'm giving you one last chance to talk before Vinny says 'Please.' "

Canada heatwave

'It's a letter from Junior darling: He's realized his dream of joining the Canadian Mounted Police...'

Please be our Governor General a wee bit longer?

'You may have my Double-Double when you can pry it from my cold, dead hand.'

"Canadian geese."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

The Jeopardy of Progress

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

The Anti-Agent

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"You're fired."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

Hollywood Sign Developers

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'Hmph. College kids.'

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Pipe Dream.

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Trump pardons

But is it organic?