Canada Day Gifts

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

Canada, a country of peace and beaver tails. Happy Canada Day!

Things I love about Powell River...

Canada Flag

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

Happy Canada Day

Canada Day

"Warning: Read page six before igniting the 'Hose-Head' firecracker."

'Do you have any catsup?'

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

The International and May Day Terrorism

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Canadian film production

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

'Next!'

"Class, this is Mr. Elzondo. He's going to talk about going to college."

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

Maypole

Dottie Potts talks about cats

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

Capitalism

'...According to the survey, Canadians prefer the doggie style positions, so the can both keep watching the Hockey game...'

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

'I'm serious. I really believe the world is round.'

Evolution of the Cat.

"For the glory of God Almighty, and in the names of the munificent King and munificent Queen of Spain, I do on a day—either a Friday preceding or a Monday directly following a weekend that is earlyish in but toward the middle of October—in this year of our Lord, 1492, claim this land."