Canada Day Gifts

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

Canada, a country of peace and beaver tails. Happy Canada Day!

Things I love about Powell River...

Canada Flag

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

Happy Canada Day

The Leafs win the Cup!

Canada Day

"Warning: Read page six before igniting the 'Hose-Head' firecracker."

'Do you have any catsup?'

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

The International and May Day Terrorism

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Canadian film production

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'Next!'

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"Class, this is Mr. Elzondo. He's going to talk about going to college."

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

Dottie Potts talks about cats

Maypole

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

Capitalism

'...According to the survey, Canadians prefer the doggie style positions, so the can both keep watching the Hockey game...'

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

'I'm serious. I really believe the world is round.'