Campy Movie Lovers Gifts

Toupee Attack

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Harsh Mellows.

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

A Cow Striptease

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

Tour guide: 'And there's where we'll be setting up camp folks. Just at the base of that foothill.'

Aliens watch movie featuring human invaders.

Mountain escalator.

"I think you watch too many cowboy films, Maria."

'All right -- what did you jokers do with our pet Neanderthals?'

'Hey! Our mum's are here to pick us up.'

"A toothbrush with a DVD player?" "Yeah, now she brushes for half an hour."

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

'This used to be such a nice neighborhood ... mob killings, family arguments, open sewers ...'

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

"I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."

"Hey, you're not allowed to bait deer." (hunter trying to bait deer with a corn cob on a fishing hook, other hunter saying its not legal)

"It's an old movie, back before they invented color, and everyone wore black and white back then."

As camp as Christmas!

'Looks like we're having bacon and eggs for breakfast. Ready?'

Video Shop, "His, hers, unhappy compromise."

"Oh man! She wants to swap spit!"

"Wow! This ropes course is a blast!"

"This is our campsite? Where are the tents?"

"Humm baby!! Let's go campy Lunar Colony!!!"