Campy Movie Lovers Gifts

Toupee Attack

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Harsh Mellows.

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

A Cow Striptease

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

Time for sports camp, Teddy. Let's go! Unghhh � I thought you hated all the sports craziness. Summer camps avoid the worst problems. I forget. Parent's aren't allowed. Heaven on earth.

Tour guide: 'And there's where we'll be setting up camp folks. Just at the base of that foothill.'

Aliens watch movie featuring human invaders.

Mountain escalator.

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

Sergio Leone

'This used to be such a nice neighborhood ... mob killings, family arguments, open sewers ...'

"A toothbrush with a DVD player?" "Yeah, now she brushes for half an hour."

Diane Kruger

'All right -- what did you jokers do with our pet Neanderthals?'

"I think you watch too many cowboy films, Maria."

It's going to be quiet! Billy's at soccer camp, Susie's at band camp, and Jerry's headed to bar camp.

'Hey! Our mum's are here to pick us up.'

Super Heroes Society. Variety. Could we stop arguing about "box office" and actually fight some crime?!

As camp as Christmas!

"I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."

I'm yanking my kid from this lousy sports camp. Too bad. My son likes it. Exactly! They aren't tough and competitive. Look at the kids! You can tell the coaching stinks. You can? Hardly any of them are injured! Plus they're smiling.

"Hey, you're not allowed to bait deer." (hunter trying to bait deer with a corn cob on a fishing hook, other hunter saying its not legal)

'Looks like we're having bacon and eggs for breakfast. Ready?'

"It's an old movie, back before they invented color, and everyone wore black and white back then."

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

Video Shop, "His, hers, unhappy compromise."

"Wow! This ropes course is a blast!"

"Oh man! She wants to swap spit!"

"This is our campsite? Where are the tents?"