Campus Rebel Prints

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

Ethics exam cheater.

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

"I think he's overreacting a little when it comes to controlling his employees."

'You're flunking me? -- What about the statute of limitations?'

Computer Class.

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

Do not think outside the box!

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Non-Uniform Day Today.

'But Father, I don't want to study space time temporal theories in relation to collapsing pulsars, I want to do my own thing!'

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

"It drives me mad when people act as though we had nothing to do except write moronic memorandum..."

'Sorry, you failed the aptitude test.' -'Thankfully I own the company.'

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

'The company was quite generous. They gave me a whole day off for the funeral.'

"The figures for the last quarter are in. We made significant gains in the fifteen-to-twenty-six-year-old age group, but we lost our immortal souls."

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

"The holidays are finished George, get over it!"

'They traded their 'Casual Fridays' for 'Immature Mondays' . '

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."