Campus Rebel Pillows

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

Ethics exam cheater.

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

"I think he's overreacting a little when it comes to controlling his employees."

'You're flunking me? -- What about the statute of limitations?'

Computer Class.

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

Do not think outside the box!

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Non-Uniform Day Today.

'But Father, I don't want to study space time temporal theories in relation to collapsing pulsars, I want to do my own thing!'

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

"It drives me mad when people act as though we had nothing to do except write moronic memorandum..."

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

'Sorry, you failed the aptitude test.' -'Thankfully I own the company.'

'The company was quite generous. They gave me a whole day off for the funeral.'

"The figures for the last quarter are in. We made significant gains in the fifteen-to-twenty-six-year-old age group, but we lost our immortal souls."

"The holidays are finished George, get over it!"

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

'They traded their 'Casual Fridays' for 'Immature Mondays' . '

I stamped out smiley faces in your handwritten memos, and by George, I'll do the same with emoticons in your emails!

"I pride myself on being able to walk that fine line between misdemeanor and felony."