College Rebel Prints

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

Ethics exam cheater.

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

Computer Class.

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'You're flunking me? -- What about the statute of limitations?'

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

'But Father, I don't want to study space time temporal theories in relation to collapsing pulsars, I want to do my own thing!'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

Pubertry

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

"Hmmm... there's something not right here..."

"Do I get to lawyer up before I see the Principal?"

'At least you won't have to worry about the rising costs of a college education.'

'Going to school is NOT an abusive relationship!'

'You got everyfink Bruv? Stink bombs, pea shooter, dead frogs . . .'