Classroom Rebel Prints

"Sorry, your talking in class is not protected by the 1st Amendment."

'Well if you don't want to see me in here anymore, then tell the teachers to stop picking on my bad behaviour!'

Computer Class.

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

'I'm having a hard time balancing homework and family time.'

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

"So basically you're telling us that you make the youngest of your species sit in a room for twelves years and that is an education. . . you're kidding, right?"

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

"While your lesson plans were perfect, and your bulletin boards were terrific...your classroom management skills need work!"

"Do I get to lawyer up before I see the Principal?"

'Sorry professor, my mind was some other place.'

'Going to school is NOT an abusive relationship!'

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

'At least you won't have to worry about the rising costs of a college education.'

'You got everyfink Bruv? Stink bombs, pea shooter, dead frogs . . .'

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

'I assume this is a fictionalized version of your algebra homework.'

"Mrs. Martin is here. She's the new substitute teacher."

"But playing computer games help my. . . uh. . . dexterity, so I can do my school work better!"

"But there are no naps in the first grade."

"There's also a link to my manifesto in the notes section—www.freewilioz.org, articles four and five, respectively."

'Sorry, I can't talk now, Mr. Harris, I'm texting right now! I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me.'