Campus Jokester Prints

'Oh, now that's a nice vase...'

Campus. It seems logical that when cleaning the statue of the dental school founder we should remove plaque.

'My parents couldn't afford to send me to college, so they let me spend a night at a Ramada.'

Big man on Krampus

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

'When I was studying animal husbandry, I met the animal who became my husband.'

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

Don't you hate...

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

"Class, this is David. He's our new financial exchange student."

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

Scientists continue their research on the Hippocampus.

'Hard or soft science?'

'I see you have extensive experience eating, sleeping, and mating. That puts you two steps ahead of all the college graduates who have applied.'

"This'll show the Theology Department."

College of Liberal (not in the political snese) arts.

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

Popular college book: How to say 'Send money' in 101 languages.

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

Southwick College: Basically, for the most part, usually - a meritocracy.

'I suspected hackers when it accepted all the student scholarship applications.'