Campus Crawler Mugs

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

'It's a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to GIVE there.'

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Continuing education.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Best Before 5th Pint.

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

"An everything Martini, please."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Beers

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

"Have you seen my dad?"

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

Men gossiping

The Reaper's Arms

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

The Snooze Bar.

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'Let's go to a bar and do something funny.'