Capitol Crawler Mugs

Mitch McConnell

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

Best Before 5th Pint.

Beers

"An everything Martini, please."

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

Men gossiping

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

The Reaper's Arms

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

The Snooze Bar.

"Have you seen my dad?"

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'Let's go to a bar and do something funny.'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Just the one...

"Shiver-me-timbers, wench! How many times have I got to tell you? I'm not winking at you!"