Club Crawler Mugs

'All right, Clone Bob. I want you to go over and ask that blonde to dance. If she says yes, come back and get me.'

Birthday party

"Would you like to dance with me?"

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

"You can watch if you like."

'Susan's drunk again.'

Maude finds an embarrassing ladder in her tights.

Club insecurity.

'This is it, Skeeter.'

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

Please do not feed the lounge lizards.

'See? I told you she was only interested in your body.'

'The Garrett Club'

'I'm not going in there, my feet always stick to the carpet.'

Young man couldn't get a seat at the opera so went to the club and returns drunk

After party at the spill club.

"There's no business like show business. . ."

Le Club Supermarket

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"An everything Martini, please."

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

Beers

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.