Bar Crawler Mugs

'Let's go to a bar and do something funny.'

"Shiver-me-timbers, wench! How many times have I got to tell you? I'm not winking at you!"

"Jerry, you fool! can't you see that you're flirting with Death?!"

"I had a bit of 'slap 'n' tickle' with her last night. I tickled her and she slapped me."

"It's suppose to be tomato juice! That's how you make a Bloody Mary!"

"Don't be too impressed. It's a tattoo."

After 27 Vodka: European Hacked By Russians!

Joe's Bar: Double your money back if not completely drunk!

The Weary Landlord public house.

'Hit me again. I can still remember my name.'

'That's it, I'm going to become a monk.'

Smashed Guitars

A street of old man bars.

Dorothy and the singles bar

Joe's Bar, not for Sissies. Sissies, try Bruce's bar around the corner.

Jawohl mole.

"Oh, no - not another theme pub!"

'Oh great, maul the barman when it's your round!'

"You heard the lady, Mac! Take a hike!"

"Getting back across the road is gonna be the hard part."

"Everything in a can's thirty-one."

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"An everything Martini, please."

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.