Web Crawler Mugs

"You have tiny websites burned onto your retinas!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"An everything Martini, please."

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

Beers

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

Best Before 5th Pint.

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

The Reaper's Arms

Men gossiping

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

'Let's go to a bar and do something funny.'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Just the one...

"Shiver-me-timbers, wench! How many times have I got to tell you? I'm not winking at you!"

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"