Campground Manager Pillows

'Pay outhouse' with a sign that says, 'Drop 25¢ in can.'

Caliban Park

"Hello? Yes, our heating went out. can you send a repairman?"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Marshmallows

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

The successful rubbernecker...

Mr. Tatnall's daycare "Just don't kill each other"

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

'No, you can't win it. But if you can figure out how to get my wife's car off the lake, I'd appreciate it.'

'The other one, Vince! Grab the other one! He's got a Rolex!'

Danger! Litigators, retrieve golf balls at your own risk.

Health & Safety Official Tester.

The old woman who lives in a shoe uses a roller skate as an RV.

Adjunct educator substitute teacher.

"What have you done?"

Mole living in golf hole.

'He was run over by our home. We live in a mobile home park.'

A hiker in the wilderness encounters a suggestion box.

Golfers! Do not walk on this fairway! Crawl on your belly like a lizard.

Man relaxing in a deckchair at the campsite

"Hot sun, metal slide . . . not a good combination!"

"Knock knock, are you decent?"

"I love the way you've put your outfit together."

'That's stiff competition'

"Qualifications? Hello! I've only spent the last six years running a huge multinational ferris wheel."

Sign, Keep off.

"Have your grandchildren been visiting again, Cora?"

Great Attraction - Derby Racecourse.

"I'm here to assess the camp fire safety."

Daytraders' Park: Water, Electric & Free Stock Trades.

(Do not step on or in any other way offend the grass)

I trust you have planning permission! (Golfer in a bunker).