Campground Manager Mugs

'Pay outhouse' with a sign that says, 'Drop 25¢ in can.'

Caliban Park

"Hello? Yes, our heating went out. can you send a repairman?"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Marshmallows

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

The successful rubbernecker...

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

'No, you can't win it. But if you can figure out how to get my wife's car off the lake, I'd appreciate it.'

Mr. Tatnall's daycare "Just don't kill each other"

'The other one, Vince! Grab the other one! He's got a Rolex!'

Danger! Litigators, retrieve golf balls at your own risk.

Health & Safety Official Tester.

The old woman who lives in a shoe uses a roller skate as an RV.

"What have you done?"

Adjunct educator substitute teacher.

Class Reunion. Back in school, Ernie was the world's biggest Beatle fan! For the reunion, he's written songs about some of our classmates. There's a cheesemaker

'He was run over by our home. We live in a mobile home park.'

A hiker in the wilderness encounters a suggestion box.

Mole living in golf hole.

Golfers! Do not walk on this fairway! Crawl on your belly like a lizard.

"Hot sun, metal slide . . . not a good combination!"

Man relaxing in a deckchair at the campsite

"I love the way you've put your outfit together."

"Knock knock, are you decent?"

"Qualifications? Hello! I've only spent the last six years running a huge multinational ferris wheel."

'That's stiff competition'

Sign, Keep off.

"Have your grandchildren been visiting again, Cora?"

"I'm here to assess the camp fire safety."

Great Attraction - Derby Racecourse.

Daytraders' Park: Water, Electric & Free Stock Trades.

Vince learns an important golf lesson: Always tip the beverage cart girl.