Campfire Tale Spinner Gifts

"Mom's campfire stories are much better since we got her the Scary Campfire Story app."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Support Group for a Good Problem

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

A vampire in a canoe.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Fish talking about fisherman

Camping.

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Camping with Mr. Thorough

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

Sunny with a chance of Helium

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

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