Campfire Tale Spinner T-Shirts

"Mom's campfire stories are much better since we got her the Scary Campfire Story app."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Support Group for a Good Problem

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

A vampire in a canoe.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

Fish talking about fisherman

Camping.

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

Noel Coward.

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

Sunny with a chance of Helium

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

Grimm's Fairytales - Title Page

Camping with Mr. Thorough

Scouts made this for me

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"