"Those banks were too big to fail. They gave my campaigns millions of dollars."
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"So what kind of mood is he in?"
"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."
In the Guru District
They're Not Just That Into It
'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'
'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'
News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!
CEO du Jour
Difference of Opinion
"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"
'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'
Where does it all end up?
"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."
"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."
'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'
Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'
"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"
'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'
Obama Healthcare.
"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."
First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.
"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."
'It's cheaper than gas.'
"Still Undecided Political Blocs"
Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.
Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing
Budget
CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'
U.S. Credit Rating
The Jose Padilla Experience
"I think the teacher who says that I got into trouble today is part of the fake news conspiracy."
How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.
Torturing the English Language
The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.
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