"So is there anything apart from us stopping being 'a bunch of cynical dishonest lying hypocrites' that would help us secure your vote?"
Campaign Trail Observer Gifts
Looking for a gift for your politically engaged friend or family member who loves following every twist and turn of the campaign trail? Our collection of witty and insightful gifts captures the passion, humor, and perseverance of campaign observers. Whether they're watching debates, tracking polls, or analyzing speeches, these thoughtfully designed items will add a touch of personality to their political obsession. Ideal for those who analyze every move and love to stay informed, our products offer an amusing yet respectful nod to their keen political eye.
'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'
Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.
LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP
'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'
Midterm election s results
Vote. The candidates are a lot like us --- they have programmed answers for the FAQ's.
'It's not my job to worry about the 47% of Americans who are irresponsible. Wait I didn't state that very elegantly. It's not my job to worry about the 47% of Americans who are irresponsible.'
Donald Trump
"Hey Alexa, make it nice and easy for hackers to keep tabs on everything I do and influence my voting intentions."
Biden-Trump rematch 2024
Cruz and Fiorina: DetesTED and DetestETTE
'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'
'It's my job to teach you to grin like ike, and damnit, you will grin like ike!'
"Vote for me!"
"Hi from the US Supreme Court conservative majority...we hope you're all enjoying this campaign season!"
The Establishment Election
Race to the presidency.
"The Blueberry Bagel, having triumphed on the East Coast, heads West."
Campaign 2010.
"Slogan."
"This must be the Campaign Trail."
Trumpelstiltskin: "I can spin straw into gold."
Mexico Elections 2024
"Those political ads are about to make me sick!"
Voter Auction
'For me, this gives a new meaning to the phrase 'voter turnout'.'
'There's a democracy in here somewhere...'
"Okay, so we all agree to support your father's run for office even though his ideas are bats**t crazy."
Election to-do list
'Obviously we thought he had voted. Back to you Dan.'
Independents still undecided.
Obama's favorite potato chips.
"He's good, but he's no Donald Trump."
"How many homes do I own? Have you ever asked anybody else running for president that question?"
Campaign Trail Observer Gifts Collection
Campaign Trail Observer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the campaign trail observer with funny and thoughtful designs, perfect for political enthusiasts.
Campaign Trail Observer Pillows
Find pillows that humorously and stylishly honor the campaign trail observer, adding personality to their favorite space.
Campaign Trail Observer Prints
Browse art prints that pay tribute to the political observer in all of us, with clever illustrations perfect for political offices or living rooms.
Campaign Trail Observer T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that showcase the keen eye and humor of the campaign trail observer, ideal for rallies, casual wear, or daily expressions of passion.