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"An appealing, fresh-faced moderate? BORING!"

Race to the presidency.

'This running for political office...won't this alienate my base?'

Elections.

Palin and Pawlenty.

"If elected, I promise to be a voice of reason."

Vote for Hanley

I will vote for Trump

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Hither and Yon sign

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

'Why are these polling places so hard to get to?"

A little different

Donald Trump

Cruz and Fiorina: DetesTED and DetestETTE

'The fact that the expenses process is complicated confusing and bureaucratic isn't an Aberration.'

'It's not my job to worry about the 47% of Americans who are irresponsible. Wait I didn't state that very elegantly. It's not my job to worry about the 47% of Americans who are irresponsible.'

'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

Obama TV Commercial

"Hi from the US Supreme Court conservative majority...we hope you're all enjoying this campaign season!"

The polling station

Regretfully in/Hopefully Out.

'It's my job to teach you to grin like ike, and damnit, you will grin like ike!'

VOTE!, 'If elected, I'll sponsor legislation for a $10 billion study of Government hypocrisy!'

Amigos de Mitt.

"The Blueberry Bagel, having triumphed on the East Coast, heads West."

"Slogan."

Trumpelstiltskin: "I can spin straw into gold."

"Don't forget now. Don't knock 'those people in Washington' anymore. Those people in Washington are now you!!"

Campaign 2010.

'It's the word MODERATE which scares me!'

Election to-do list

Obama's favorite potato chips.